4 years of college 20 months of unemployment. 104 cover letters. Yup. I saved them all. 8 interviews with institutions of lesser repute. 3 of which being in Philly (ew). 4 months of temping 4 interviews to make it permanent 1 job secured.
T H A N K Y O U C O L U M B I A U N I V E R S I T Y!!!!!!!!!
Mary Tyler Moore and this video are how I feel about life right now. It's all amazing. Don't worry, i'll get back to being grouchy in a few days.
Sunday, January 30, 2011
So, on my quest towards nirvana, I had another quintessential New York experience Saturday night. I wouldn't say it's an altogether positive one, but something I've never done in my 23 years of living in New York City.
After far too many PBR tequila shot combos,
I fell asleep on the subway and missed my stop.
Not only did I miss my stop, but I missed the next three stops! I woke up as the robot announcer informed us that we were pulling into the Briarwood station. So i had to awkwardly (and more than a bit drunkenly) stumble up the stairs and walk across to the opposite direction platform. Luckily, I had a partner in embarrassment. I momentarily bonded with a guy who did the same thing. Awesome.
So I sheepishly rewarded myself with a late night Big Mac, and that was the BEST tasting big mac of my entire life.
I go through phases where I'm remiss about updating, but that's because there was nothing too notable to update about. I still have nothing notable to update about, but at least now there are things in the pipeline.
I think i've come up with my real-life self improvement New Years resolutions. Instead of a blanket "I need to lose 15 pounds by April 1st" if.that.date.even.has.meaning.anymore. I'm coming up with more abstract ideas to achieve over time.
The first one is to have more quintessential New York days or moments. So often I'm feeling like I'm not making the most of living in New York City, and that I might as well be living in- well, I won't go there. There's only so much one can do about this on a grey January day when the temperature is 18 degrees Fahrenheit, but it really is an upsetting fact. So, here are my steps in achieving more quintessential New York days or moments: 1. procure employment that allows for a somewhat (perhaps a little too much) wanton spending. -CHECK! 2. procure an overpriced apartment in a trendy area and paint it vibrant colors and get a new guinea pig and name him Odin. -HOPEFULLY SOON TO BE CHECK! 3. Start doing things outside my comfort zone and circle of friends. -WE'RE GETTING THERE...
Yesterday was one of the most quintessential New York City days I've had in a long time and it was a bit of a wake-up call. It started out with Adam and I going to Ikea in Brooklyn, then I dropped him off and met up with Bekka, my soon-to-be-roommate for dinner and drinks, Adam and company came back too, then I drunkenly took the train over to Williamsburg to meet up with the rest of my friends. As much as I am head-over-heels about all my friends, it was really great to go out with another girl and have guys come talk to us and buy us drinks. Obviously that never happens when you roll with 4 guys...
So here's to an achievable resolution, and a new start, and making the most of the fact that I live in the greatest city in the world.
Here's a closing emo song that reflects what i'm talking about. Also, enjoy the sleeping wolf.
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
I hear the drizzle of the rain Like a memory it falls Soft and warm continuing Tapping on my roof and walls.
And from the shelter of my mind Through the window of my eyes I gaze beyond the rain-drenched streets To England where my heart lies.
My mind's distracted and diffused My thoughts are many miles away They lie with you when you're asleep And kiss you when you start your day.
And so you see I have come to doubt All that I once held as true I stand alone without beliefs The only truth I know is you.
And as I watch the drops of rain Weave their weary paths and die I know that I am like the rain There but for the grace of you go I.
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Sometimes Simon and Garfunkel make more sense than I ever could. Happy Christmas. See you in the spring...maybe.
Monday, November 1, 2010
Work is there when love is gone, Smell of coffee, break of dawn.
Hey blog, remember me? Sorry i'm a terrible contributor. I've been carrying on an elicit affair with my e-mail account, but i'm trying to avoid that right now because there's an email that I need to send that I really don't want to. Too much has happened since last we spoke, I can't possibly summarize it all, but I promise i'll try to be more diligent. That picture was taken at Columbia University, over Morningside Park at 7:25am.
The preceeding 18 hours sum up my entire summer; nee, my entire life.
So last night, after perusing reddit and seeing a million posts about dudes needing help dating and getting girlfriends, I decided I need to start a business where I am a practice date. I'll go out with these sad sacks and give them tips on not being so creepy and let them practice actually talking to girls. Because, let's face it, i'm the nicest girl ever, a fabulous conversationalist, and I can discuss nerdy things like Magic and Star Wars, and it's high time someone else starts financing my drinking habit. But anyway, that's another post in and of itself. So i'm perusing the "strictly platonic" section of CraigsList looking to see if there's a market for my services, when suddenly this post catches my eye:
m4w28: Since the US Open men's final was rescheduled for Monday, my original friend cannot attend, I'm looking for someone who likes tennis who would like to accompany me
Now, after hemming and hawing for a while, I decided, (while talking it through ad naseum with Meg- thanks Meg!) to suck it up and message this guy. It's the men's final for fucks sake! So after a million correspondences through e-mail, gchat, and text, we both come to the conclusion that the other one isn't a serial killer or a prostitute, and agree to meet up. Now, the forecast for today called for rain, so this morning my new Indian financial consultant bff from Boston starts stressing about whether or not he should bother taking the train down if it's just going to get rescheduled again. So around 10am he apologizes and says he's just going to try and sell the tickets, because he can't take off work tomorrow if they get rescheduled again, and he doesn't want to risk coming down for naught.
I'm a bit bummed, but it's understandable. I mean the fact that he was going to just donate one ticket to a random stranger was some above and beyond kindness. So, no big deal, i'm over it. Then at like 3:10pm he gchats me and says he was unable to sell the tickets and it's a shame for them to go unused, so here they are, I should use them. So after freaking out and jumping around for five minutes, and profusely thanking this guy, and accepting his friendship on facebook, and promising to buy him several beers or a reasonably priced meal (hope he likes tacky Russian lunch specials) if he's ever in NYC, my dad and I shag ass to the Billie Jean National (not regional) Tennis Arena. So then at 3:45 (we're 10 min away) I get a call from the kid. Basically he goes "I'm really really sorry, please don't use my tickets, I was able to sell them at the very last minute, i'm so so so sorry yadda yadda yadda"
this was how i felt
So then I get home, and this kid continues to text me apologies that get progressively creepy and just unnecessary. Things like: "you're really beautiful, and I hope one day I get the chance to make this up to you" "if I were there... I would have given you a stick to beat me... I promise, If I am given the opportunity, I will make this up to you" Because that's exactly what I want to hear. Please, bother me for 12 straight hours, pull the rug out from under me (crushing my US Open dreams) and then awkwardly compliment and hit on me. Obviously that is the quickest way to a woman's heart.
So if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go repeatedly run straight into a brick wall, because that will ultimately be more successful than anything else I've endeavored to do this summer.
My first US Open! You'd think being a tennis fan for my entire life, and living 20 minutes away, I'd be an Open regular, but no. Thanks mobs and beans for coming up to visit and watch some quality stuff white people like.
Brooklyn Bridge Park Pier. I'd post the picture of Kim, Roman, and I but 5 nights of drinking has rendered me hideous and bloated. Time to detox. But I still had to commemorate your visit.
Obligatory? As an Art Historian, I've studied a fuck-ton of memorials and monuments and I think these lights are always really tasteful and appropriate.
I'm gonna make it after all.
